JM Productions to Release Anal Full Nelson

 Chatsworth, CA – On June 5th professional wrestling fans and perverts alike will have cause to rejoice as JM Productions, known worldwide as innovator in the pornographic arts, will release Anal Full Nelson onto the waiting masses. It is the first installment of a new series that is guaranteed to amaze and astound all that gaze upon it. You may be asking yourself, “What the hell is an Anal Full Nelson?” Simply put (or not so simply if you happen to find yourself in the unfortunate position of having it applied to you), the Anal Full Nelson is a sexual position that combines the full nelson wrestling hold, in which both hands are thrust under a whore’s arms from behind and then pressed firmly against the back of her neck, with vigorous and relentlessly intense anal sex. It’s truly a sight to behold.

After perfecting the position over several years in its other series, JM decided that the mesmerizing position was read to become its own series. “The Anal Full Nelson hold as really such a powerful visual spectacle that it really deserved to be the focus of a new series,” explains JM publicist Tony Malice, “I’m sure that when a porn fan sees this movie the stunned look of Kelly Wells, for instance, will be forever seared into their memory.”

Anal Full Nelson covergirl and JM contract whore Ashley Blue found this project to be a somewhat different experience than the hundreds of other movies she has appeared in. “After being fucked in the ass more times than I can remember it’s nice to finally experience something different,” explains Blue, “After I did this movie my neck actually hurt more than my asshole. It was refreshing.”

JM Productions is sure that Anal Full Nelson will have a significant cross over appeal to wrestling fans who will be pleasantly surprised to see merciless sodomy seamlessly melded with an old, familiar wrestling hold. In addition to Kelly Wells and Ashley Blue, the film also stars Jamie Elle and Katerina Kat.

Anal Full Nelson hits the streets on DVD June 5th. Distributors can order now by contacting JM at (800)550-3659. For more information or to acquire your copy please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web!

[News of the World] – SEXY Ellie Allen is a girl who just can't say no— because she's too busy saying Yes…Yes…YES!

The pretty brunette suffers from a rare but genuine medical condition that means she has up to 250 orgasms a DAY.

It's called Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome—PSAS.

But Ellie isn't moaning—in fact she can see the funny side of her complaint.

"Men brag that they'd love a woman who can't stop climaxing," she laughed. "But I struggle to find partners who can keep up with me."

Dutch policewomen complain about new ’see-through’ uniform

THE HAGUE (AFP) – The Dutch police union has received dozens of official complaints from policewomen about their new uniform blouse which they say is see-through.

The officers feel "uneasy" and "closely watched" while wearing the new garment, police union chairman Hans van Duijn told Monday's edition of the Algemeen Dagblad newspaper.

"Even a white bra shows through the fabric," he explained.

The police union has already received 20 official complaints although distribution of the new uniform has only just started.

Van Duijn suggested that police start issuing official undershirts to tackle the see-through problem.

This is not the first time the new blouse has sparked complaints. Earlier gold buttons on the breast pockets were replaced by more subdued white buttons because female officers complained the flashy gold drew too much attention to their chest.

Playboy Preaches Decency

 Multi Chanel News – Christie Hefner is about to launch a crusade: Teaching Americans how not to watch TV they might find offensive, such as Playboy TV’s sexually seasoned programming. Playboy Enterprises Inc. is about to begin cultivating video- and communications-industry support for an extensive, long- term educational initiative — in both English and Spanish — that will teach parents how to use various content-control devices and ratings guidelines. And she intends to gain airtime on cable-television channels to do so.

Pirates Being Released as R-Rated Film

Video Business – MTI Home Video on July 11 will release a newly re-edited, R-rated version of last year’s smash adult offering Pirates, in what the company believes is an industry first. According to MTI, this marks the first time in the history of the home entertainment business that an erotic adult film has been re-edited into a feature film and certified with an R rating by the Motion Picture Assn. of America.

“When we ran the idea of this title by our key accounts, they were all interested but concerned. They all said we had to get it rated,” said Larry Brahms, president and CEO of MTI, who struck the deal with Pirates’ producers, the adult labels Digital Playground and Adam & Eve, earlier this year.

A hardcore, XXX film starring some of the adult industry’s most popular stars, including Jesse Jane, Devon, Carmen Luvana and Janine, Pirates is considered to be one of the most expensive adult feature ever produced. According to Digital Playground, its budget is in “the low seven figures.”

Receiving press from such mainstream media outlets as The New York Times and Newsweek upon its release last fall, Pirates went on to win 11 trophies at this year’s Adult Video News Awards Show, more honors than any single production has ever garnered in the show’s 23-year history.

“By the time we made the decision to move forward, the original Pirates was a known commodity,” said Brahms.

Originally billed as a “swashbluckling sex adventure,” the new R-rated version of Pirates is being touted by MTI as an “action-adventure” offering, with the label playing up the film’s sea battles, sword fights and sorcery sequences. The original epic ran more than two hours, but the new version clocks in at a lean 82 minutes.

According to Brahms, all of MTI’s top retail accounts are “curious and interested” in the new Pirates and are “buying deep.”

The original Pirates also was made available as an HD DVD, making it one of the first adult titles to be issued in that format. Though MTI is not issuing an HD version of the R-rated cut at this time, Brahms insists that the film will receive the multi-format treatment down the line.

“Unquestionably, our plans are for across-the-board release: HD, Blu-ray and PSP,” said Brahms.